Below is Vincentflix Part Deux, introduced at the University of South Florida Institute for Research in Art's 2009 Holiday Gift exchange party. The receipient of the gift recieved a gift bag with a Zhu Zhu Pet and was then READ the following letter by the master of the gift exchange Mr. David Waterman.
Season’s greetings! You are the lucky recipient of this years Vincentflix membership. Last year the member ship was a personal media rental service featuring hundreds of movies, CD’s and books.
You’re thinking, wow what a great service it can’t get any
better than that can it? YES IT
CAN!
This year Vincentflix is pleased to announce that it has
expanded it Empire into the arena of the fine
arts.
Whoa, wait a minute! Is such an ambitious move really wise,
will it effect the already award winning service that
everyone has come to know and love?
Don’t worry you still get to borrow movies, music, and
books with the same non-committal no fuss no muss guarantee
that Vincentflix has always offered!
This is a special golden platinum blockbuster Fine Art
Video prize that is a must have in every
household.
Up for grabs this year is a personalized “Vinced
Video”!
Yeah Great! Whoopee Do! What is a Vinced Video you
ask?
Vincing is a process stemming from the fandom practice of
Vidding: “the fan labor practice in media fandom of
creating music videos from the footage of one or more
visual media sources.” Vincing is a form of Vidding that
follows a simply formula. One Movie minus it’s soundtrack
Plus one music group’s discography equals a “Vinced Video”!
Movie + Rock Group = Vinced Feature
Presentation.
With Vincing you tell Vincentflix your favorite movie and
your favorite band and Vincentflix will combine the two, or
Vince them together using the process Vincing to create
your own custom Vinced Feature Presentation.
Friends and family will be in awe of how you managed to
combine your love of the Progressive Rock band Rush with
your love of the Cinematic triumph that is the Lord of the
Rings Trilogy!
So far this innovative process of Vincing has created the
following:
Star Wars Van Halen
Commissioned for USF CAM’s Chief Preparator Mr. Vincent
Kral.
Big Trouble Flogging Molly
Commissioned for USF CAM’s New Media Curator Mr. Don
Fuller.
Ghostbusters Radiohead
Commissioned for USF CAM’s Registrar Ms. Shannon Annis.
Young Elvis Frankenstein Costello
Commissioned for USF CAM’s Chief of Security Mr. David
Waterman.
Samples of these works are available at the handy
Vincentflix Kiosk located in the corner of the
room!
All your friends and co-workers are doing it, shouldn’t
you? Step up and get Vinced Today, Tomorrow, and the Next
day!
Thinks about it folks, your favorite eye candy with you
favorite audio delight, minus all that messy dialogue and
boring orchestral background theme music!
But wait there’s more! Act now and keep this gift, or steal
it from someone else and Vincentflix will throw in a
special VIP Platinum Bronze Bonus!
Yes that’s right folks in addition to having you own
Vincing you get Vincent Kral himself staring as the movie
character of your choice guitar-syncing to the music of
your favorite band! Imagine Vince as Tom Cruise as Maverick
from Top Gun jamming out to Gun’s and Roses’ Welcome to the
Jungle! The possibilities are endless and you get to make
all the conceptual choices!
But Wait there’s more!
Try it FREE for just 365 days and if you are not completely
satisfied throw the DVD away and never tell anyone about
it, but as a courtesy to you just for trying, keep the free
Zhu Zhu pet hamster as a complimentary gift!
Wow can there be more?
No that’s it.
God Bless the little baby Jesus and all who sail on her, I Christen thee the Flying Wasp!
Illegal in Texas and void were prohibited.
If you have any questions, comments, or concerns please
direct them to your nearest Vincentflix costumer service
representative, indicated by the red shirt that says
Vincentflix across the front.